Fred FuckstoneSent in by an anonymous reader
*infernal screaming*
Hey, The Guy From Boston baby, and today I’m
serious.
I’m fuckin’, ten times worse than AIDS,
I got an email from
SOME fucking ASSHOLE right here over at www.titsassesanddicks.com.
And
here’s the thing,
nuclear fucking war,
imminent,
no question
about it.
What you guys gotta do is
stop eatin’ ya shit,
stop
getting yer asshole eaten out of
fucking everything.
LISTEN YOU SKINNY
LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!
I JERK OFF TWO WRINKLY lookin’,
fuckin’
balls.
I
SUCK,
LARGE ELEPHANT DICKS!
I take eighty seven fuckin’
SHITS
in
*four* minutes.
YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS!
YOU
COCKSUCKERS!
So, that brings me back to
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
You’re
all fuckin’ stupid,
you’re all fuckin’,
suckin’ cock.
Worst of
all, you’re ugly.
And ya’ don’t fuckin’ think I got a set of
TITTIES &
BEER!
Fuck, fuck, fiddily motherfucker fuck,
*inaudible gibbering, choking, nuclear explosion*
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