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	slug: "dreams"
	translates: "dreams"
	lang: en
	title: "Are you such a dreamer?"
	descriptions: "This is an irregularly-maintained journal of my dreams, whether they be spiritual, temporal, or nightmarish."
	pageCreated: "2020-07-19"
	pageUpdated: "2025-11-20"

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	h1 are you such a dreamer
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		small: i to put the world to rights

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	p This is an irregularly-maintained journal of my dreams, whether they be spiritual, temporal, or nightmarish.
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		h2.time
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				| ε.κ.ν. Mæmacterion 
				span.gnum ψα.α
		span.gregorian-date ♃ 20 xi 2025
		.logentry
			p I was in the final stretch of a very long uphill walk, on the way back home, along with two equally tired friends. Along the way i passed a building that was some kind of otter sanctuary, with a pen of baby #[i aonyches cinerei] playing outside, and i stopped to watch them for a bit.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ι
				|  ☾ Mæmacterion 
				span.gnum ψα.α
		span.gregorian-date ♂ 11 xi 2025
		.logentry
			p I was watching the dark and gritty #[i Teletubbies] reboot, but turned it off after Tinky Winky nearly suffocated to death in a locked box adrift at sea.
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ιδ
				|  ☽ Boedromion 
				span.gnum ψα.α
		span.gregorian-date ♀ 5 ix 2025
		.logentry
			p I went on holiday to Singapore and made some new friends on the metro there. Unfortunately, a weird demonic tardigrade thing kept following us around and trying to kill us. Bummer!
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ι
				|  ☾ Thargelion 
				span.gnum ψ.γ
		span.gregorian-date ♂ 28 v 2024
		.logentry
			p A new episode of #[i Doctor Who] turned out to be an unrelated horror film about how soyjaks are actually real and terrifying cryptids which feed on human cerebrospinal fluid.
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum θ
				|  ☽ Mæmacterion 
				span.gnum ψ.γ
		span.gregorian-date ☿ 22 xi 2023
		.logentry
			p My mam took me on holiday to Gaza, which turned out to be a nice enough city apart from all the bombing. I tried in vain to look for a jewellery store before realising i had turned down approximately six wrong corners.
	article.nightmare
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ε
				|  ☾ Metageitnion 
				span.gnum ψ.β
		span.gregorian-date ♂ 23 viii 2022
		.logentry
			p
				| I was on a coach, on the way to a school trip somewhere, and started pushing these grotesque, tapioca pearl–shaped globules of blood out of a bite mark on my knee, which i have to say disturbed me greatly. At least the radio had some 
				a(href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3FPJaAwoY") banging tunes
				| .
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ιϛ
				|  ☽ Hecatombæon 
				span.gnum ψ.β
		span.gregorian-date ♃ 14 vii 2022
		.logentry
			h3 Part I
			p Me and my family went on holiday to Malawi, and I caught a horrid, brain-fog-inducing disease from playing at the beach. (Malawi is a landlocked country. Don’t think about it too much.) Thankfully, it cleared up within the day, and we later went and bought some souvenirs from a suspiciously Geordie-sounding man.
			h3 Part II
			p
				| A gargantuan fleet of alien space robots were turning the 
				span.theonym Earth
				|  into liverwurst, and spreading a virus through language itself. Despite the valiant efforts of some, there was nothing that could be done to stop them.
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum α
				|  ☽ Thargelion 
				span.gnum ψ.α
		span.gregorian-date ☉ 1 v 2022
		.logentry
			p Me and my family were holidaying at a cabin in the Icelandic wilderness. I saw the northern lights outside and rushed back in to tell them — but as soon as i came back, it was suddenly daytime, in the middle of a freezing blizzard.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum α
				|  ☽ Mounychion 
				span.gnum ψ.α
		span.gregorian-date ♄ 2 iv 2022
		.logentry
			p
				| The director of 
				i Free Guy
				|  released a “director’s cut” on his Youtube channel, which turned out to be an entirely separate movie about me and my friends building a long solar system–themed railway on our 
				i Minecraft
				|  server.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ιθ
				|  ☾ Boëdromion 
				span.gnum ψ.α
		span.gregorian-date ☿ 25 ix 2021
		.logentry
			p
				| I was with my family in a W. H. Smith when i noticed that every newspaper and magazine, barring two — the 
				i Royal Scientist
				| , which i assume is some sort of weird fusion of the Royal Society and the 
				i New Scientist
				| , alongside some kind of esoteric Wiccan publication — had switched to the same minimalist cover for the day, with different crossword puzzles on top.
			p We tried to buy jugs of milk, but, due to Brexit shortages, about two thirds of each jug was filled with water instead.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ιζ
				|  ☾ Metageitnion 
				span.gnum ψ.α
		span.gregorian-date ☿ 25 vii 2021
		.logentry
			p Me and a friend trapped and killed a deer in our local woods and cooked the meat for dinner. I don’t remember how the venison tasted.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum θ
				|  ☾ Thargelion 
				span.gnum χϟθ.δ
		span.gregorian-date ♂ 1 vi 2021
		.logentry
			p I was on a trip to Paris with my old school. After searching far and wide for a Greggs, we found a bakery. I promptly bought far too much and tried to speak French (or was it Dutch?) with the cashier, who replied in fluent English with an irritated tone.
	article.nightmare
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum θ
				|  ☾ Thargelion 
				span.gnum χϟθ.δ
		span.gregorian-date ♂ 1 vi 2021
		.logentry
			p There was a horrible mishap in the kitchen — i had spilt oil all over the flaming hob. As fire engulfed the house, me and my mum were forced to say our last goodbyes before burning to a crisp.
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ϛ
				|  ☾ Mounychion 
				span.gnum χϟθ.δ
		span.gregorian-date ♃ 6 v 2021
		.logentry
			p
				| Radiohead released a new album; five months later, they released their “ten-and-a-halfth” album. It was the exact same as the previous, only all the tracks were subtly reärranged. I went to the live debut of both of them; curiously, they were both held at the 
				a(href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre_Royal,_Newcastle") Theatre Royal
				|  in Newcastle.
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ζ
				|  ☾ Mounychion 
				span.gnum χϟθ.δ
		span.gregorian-date ☿ 5 v 2021
		.logentry
			p I tried (and failed) to navigate my way up a hill in the Lei­ces­ter­shire country­side, getting heckled along the way by a drunkard on the other side of the road.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum θ
				|  ☾ Ἀνθεστηριών 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — IX ☾ Anthesterion IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ♀ 5 iii 12021
		.logentry
			p
				| I was with my dad at the 
				span(lang="nl") Rijksmuseum
				| , when we took a turn into Schiphol Airport’s passport control area. Apparently we had inadvertently inspired a big-budget Hollywood film. Also, unrelatedly, Tommy Wiseau was there with us. We got held up in the queue due to a conversation with an old family friend — who i think had something to do with the creation of the big Hollywood film — and then the dream ended.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ι
				|  ☽ Ποσειδεών-
				span.gnum β
				|  
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — X ☽ Poseideon-II IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ♃ 24 xii 12020
		.logentry
			p
				| I went to an airport to prove that a book from the ’80s that i found a 
				span.all-sc PDF
				|  of was the same in their bookstore as they claimed it was.
			p I then caught an express flight to somewhere in India, and woke up in a city square. I got on a bus to go find some place to eat, and the dream ended.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ιγ
				|  ☾ Μαιμακτηριών 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — XIII ☾ Mæmacterion IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ♃ 29 x 12020
		.logentry
			p I had to receive invasive shoulder surgery; i was told thatthere was about a 5-percent change that it might causepermanent brain damage.
			section.oneiromancy
				h3 Oneiromancer's notes
				p I, uh, may have binge-watched an excessive amount ofthose “A Gamer Drank 20 Bottles Mountain Dew. This IsWhat Happened To His Bones” videos...
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ε
				|  Βοηδρομιών ☾ 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — V Boëdromion ☾ IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ☉ 13 IX 12020
		.logentry
			p I predicted a flood in Turkey. Minutes later, my house wouldbe washed away into the sea by a storm before coming acrossa naval helipad, at which point i woke up.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum β
				|  Βοηδρομιών ☽ 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — II Boēdromión ☽ IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ♃ 20 VIII 12020
		.logentry
			p The Queen came out as a trans man by the name of KingWin­chester, four hours before beïng shot and killed.There was an edit war over what to call the Wikipedia page.
	article
		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum β
				|  Μεταγειτνιών ☾ 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — II Metageitnión ☾ IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ☾ 17 VIII 12020
		.logentry
			p
				| I learned how to play 
				i Megalovania
				|  on guitar. (In reallife, i have no idea how to play 
				em any
				|  instrument.Also, would that make me more or less annoying than thepeople who can only play 
				i Wonderwall
				| ?)
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum ϛ
				|  Μεταγειτνιών ☽ 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — VI Metageitnion ☽ IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ☾ 27 VII 12020
		.logentry
			p
				| I invited someone onto my 
				i Minecraft
				|  server. I gavethem hot chocolate (in 
				i Minecraft
				| ); they said ittasted better than the hot chocolate a friend of mine hadgiven them, which apparently tasted like coffee. I thenended up stuck in a laundry basket full of horrible, watery,coffee-y hot chocolate. (I woke up before i could confirmwhat it tasted like.)
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		h2.time
			span.time-text
				span.gnum β
				|  Μεταγειτνιών ☽ 
				span.gnum δ
				|  ἐν 
				span.gnum χϟθ
				| — II Metageitnion ☽ IV in DCXCIX
		span.gregorian-date ☿ 22 VII 12020
		.logentry
			p I was on holiday in the Netherlands. Papa and i went to thestore; my Dutch apparently was less atrocious than i thoughtit was.
			p Me and my mum went to a 100 Gecs concert, although the dreamended before we could hear them play. I looked around thevenue and there were severely overpriced plushies for sale.We didn't actually know what venue we were at, so we askedsomeone who informed us that we were in a seasonal venuecalled the Fuckdrome™, of which he was the king.