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title: "In my opinion"
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img#inthishouse(src=qua("inthishouse.png"), alt="Yard sign reading In this house we believe: Freedom of form is a human right. The old Gods are still with us. Abolish ageing now. England is a Celtic nation. The second Matrix film is better. Being gay isn’t a choice (but it should be).")
figcaption Do you think i’d get a good reaction if i put this up in my window?
p I have opinions on things, and, to get it all out of my system, thought it would be prudent to put some of them up here. You’ll disagree with some of these, and that’s alright — it comes with the territory.
p As to how i would describe myself in terms of my stances, i am, i’m afraid, a milquetoast social democrat, and have been for nearly as long as i have been aware of the existence of the political. The government’s job is to be the guarantor of freedom and prosperity for #[em all] its citizens; while the invisible hand of the market provides prosperity #[i par excellence], the strong hand of the state must still sometimes step in to guarantee that little “all”.
p These are, i should note, written chiefly from #[em British] perspective. If you’re wondering why hot-button U.S. topics like healthcare and abortion don’t show up here, that’ll be why — we had our fights decades ago. (I’ll also not be touching
a(href="https://img.ifunny.co/images/d39ee2bd88f70c19616ddb25fbb74f4bc617eb938c4d7947b80c74a047de2884_1.webp") ““culture war””
| topics with a barge pole, thanks.)
p For more general opinions, see
a(href="/about/#tastes") my about page
| . For questions of faith, see
a(href="/belief") “What i believe”
| .
p In no particular order except the one i’ve put them in:
ol#biglist
li
strong The free exchange of speech and ideas is vital for a functional society.
li To paraphrase Winston Churchill paraphrasing someone else,
strong democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
li
strong Capitalism is like the steam engine.
| Left without maintenance, it’ll grind to a halt, overheat, and do more harm than good — but anyone who thinks we’d be better off without it is deluded as to what life was like before its invention.
li
strong It’s a free country, man!
| Private citizens have a right to identify as whatever the hell they bloody want, and, as long as it’s not hurting anyone, #[em do] whatever the hell they bloody want. Feel like you were a dog in a past life? Want to shout out your gender-fluid pride from the roof tops, or roam through the streets of Sunderland in the buff? I’m not going to stop you… well, except from going to Sunderland.
li
strong Copyright is a fundamentally illiberal restriction on free speech.
| Every single work of art, once you get down to it, is a remix of or inspired by another. Since we do live in a capitalist society (see point №3), rather than outright abolition, i would begrudgingly (and i mean #[em very] begrudgingly) accept a reduction of the length of copyright protection to twenty-five years or so, as opposed to the #[i status quo] of literally sixty years after the original creator is no longer alive to make money off of the product.
li
strong People have a right to live and work wherever the hell they bloody want, too.
| The Argentinians have the right mindset — prove that someone’s willing to hire you, and they’ll let you in.
li
strong Consumption and purchase of all — yes, all — psychoactive substances should be decriminalised.
| Note that i’ve deliberately excluded #[em sale]: while, sure, a cheeky bit of grass or acid isn’t going to kill someone, you should still probably get in trouble for hooking people on krokodil.
li
strong Yes in my back yard!
| Building more houses would
a(href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkwrnczfmyw") probably solve a good chunk of our societal problems
| and we should really just do it.
li
strong The death penalty is murder
| and anyone who’s assisted in carrying it out should get a long stay in a cosy Norwegian prison.
li
strong Tradition is important, even if it’s not a suicide pact.
| Sure, from a purely technocratic view, there’s little point in keeping the art of Northumbrian bagpiping alive. But… it’s just nice, isn’t it?
li
strong The House of Lords is a vital, less partisan check on things that might otherwise pass the Commons unnoticed.
| Any attempts to abolish or reform it should be looked at not as saving democracy but rather as a cynical consolidation of government power.
li
strong It is utterly ridiculous that England still has a state religion…
| #[em but] i don’t mind the Lords Spiritual — in fact, they should be expanded to properly reflect the diversity of Britain’s faiths.
li
strong Daylight savings time should be abolished.
| I would prefer permanent winter time to permanent summer time: noon should be noon, or as close as is reasonably practicable.
li
strong The week starts on Monday.
| They call it the week-#[em end] for a reason.
li
strong
a(href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress") “The dress”
| is blue and gold, i tell you!
| You people are all insane!
li
strong It’s pronounced #[span.ipa /d͡ʒɪf/]
| (or, in Dutch, #[span.ipa /χɪf/].)
li It’s not just in your head:
strong buildings really #[em have] gotten uglier
| . Can we have ornament back, please? I’m not asking for the Sage to be covered in gargoyles or anything. Just a little decoration? Please?
li
strong There is no such thing as “western culture”.
| To pretend that, say, German culture has any less in common with Russia than it does Spain is silly and ultimately politically motivated — not to mention the profound influences that India and the Islamic world have had on “western” arts and sciences.
li(value="20")
strong England is as much of a Celtic nation as Scotland.
li Bodily autonomy extends to more than just abortion —
strong freedom of form is a human right
| , extending naturally from freedom of speech. Piercings? Tattoos? Sex change? Sex change to a sex that doesn’t even exist? Elf ears? Going full Stalking Cat and becoming a furry #[+sc('IRL')]? It’s #[em your] body; do what you want with it.
li That goes for
strong cognitive freedom
| too. I made my thoughts known on drugs above, but people should have control over how their own brain is run — there should be a “cure” for autism, #[em and] a “cure” for neurotypicality; a “cure” for homosexuality, #[em and] a “cure” for heterosexuality, and so on. (“Cure” here isn’t an ideal word, i’ll say — is getting a tattoo a cure for plain skin?)
li
strong I would much rather march with someone who thinks “the fags and trannies should have equal rights”
| than someone who’s memorised the signifiers and shibboleths that make them a “progressive”, but uses them to promote a contorted, illiberal worldview. Some people out there have this very strange laser focus on linguistic and cultural minutiæ that really just do not matter in the grand scheme of things!
li
strong Blockchain is a solution in search of a problem
| except they already found a problem and for some reason they’re still scrambling to figure out other use cases that aren’t just “paying for things you’d rather not want people to know you paid for”. Guys. It’s fine. You don’t have to sell the #[i Mona Lisa] off as an #[+sc('NFT')]. Just pay for drugs.
li #[strong Britain is], quite simply, #[strong the greatest country in the world], regardless of its chequered past and modern-day mismanagement. The mother of all parliaments, and the original #[a(href="https://history.stackexchange.com/questions/39854/when-did-people-start-saying-about-the-us-that-its-a-free-country/56641#56641") “free country, man!”], every democracy in the world today can trace its roots back to the speaker’s fluffy chair and ridiculous wig. We were the progenitors of the industrial revolution, the information revolution, and the world wide web, and when the Americans invented rock and roll, we were the ones who perfected it. (A full digression on British contributions to the arts and culture would take up the entire page, so let us stop before this gets really out of hand.)
li At some point a major politician is #[em really] going to have to rip the plaster off and propose a #[strong universal basic income] already. (We can call it a negative income tax if it keeps the conservatives happy.) The automated future is here, and i’d much rather be led by Panglossian utopians than loom-smashers!
p And remember:
a(href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c") this is just, like, my opinion, man
| .