slug: index
lang: en
title: The Satyrs’ Forest
pageCreated: "2019-12-09"
pageUpdated: "2025-05-16"
extends ../../views/layout.pug
append presets
- linkIcons = false
- hasComments = false
- let calMonth = (new Date()).getMonth() + 1;
- let calDate = (new Date()).getDate();
- let calMonthDate = calMonth + calDate / 30;
- let calHour = (new Date()).getHours();
-
let bodyTheme = "summer";
if (calMonth == 12 || calMonthDate < 2.5) {
bodyTheme = calHour < 8 || calHour >= 17 ? "winter-night" : "winter";
} else if (calMonth < 6) {
bodyTheme = calHour < 6 || calHour >= 19 ? "summer-night" : "spring";
} else if (calMonthDate < 9.5) {
bodyTheme = calHour < 5 || calHour >= 21 ? "summer-night" : "summer";
} else {
bodyTheme = calHour < 7 || calHour >= 18 ? "autumn-night" : "autumn";
}
- bodyAttrs = { class: bodyTheme }
- const pageList = annexe();
append cosmetics
link(href="/cosmetics/home.css", rel="stylesheet")
link(href="/index/index.css", rel="stylesheet")
script(src="/index/fun.js")
mixin chip(url, strongText, smallText = "", overrideDateRange = false, overrideTranslations = false)
li&attributes(attributes)
a(href=`/${url == "styleguide" ? "style" : url}`)
if url == "equala" || url == "write" || url == "srb2"
img(alt="" src=`/thumbnails/${url}.png`)
else
img(alt="" src=`/thumbnails/${url.replace("/", "_")}.jpg`)
.title
strong!= strongText
small
if overrideTranslations
each tl in overrideTranslations
img.flag(src=`/flags/${grimm.dict[tl].meta.flag}.png` alt=grimm.dict[tl].meta.name title=grimm.dict[tl].meta.name lang=grimm.dict[tl].meta.code)
|
else if pageList[url] && pageList[url].translations.length > 1
each tl in pageList[url].translations
img.flag(src=`/flags/${grimm.dict[tl].meta.flag}.png` alt=grimm.dict[tl].meta.name title=grimm.dict[tl].meta.name lang=grimm.dict[tl].meta.code)
|
| !{smallText}
if overrideDateRange
i (#{overrideDateRange})
else if pageList[url] && pageList[url].dateRange
i (#{pageList[url].dateRange})
block title
title The Satyrs’ Forest · ’t Satyrwoud 🍇
block container
form#theme-switcher
label(for="theme-dropdown") Theme:
|
select(name="theme-dropdown" id="theme-dropdown")
option(value="spring") Dies vernus
option(value="summer") Dies æstivus
option(value="summer-night") Nox verna sive æstiva
option(value="autumn") Dies auctumnus
option(value="autumn-night") Nox auctumna
option(value="winter") Dies brumalis
option(value="winter-night") Nox brumalis
option(value="magenta") Modus anciens
main
#spine
.spacing
h1#logo
.spacer
.logo-container
img.logo-image(alt="The webmixter’s coat of arms, decorated with the following text: Xanthe Tynehorne / Satyrs.eu / Assume no malice" src="/index/arms_full.webp")
.logo-backdrop
.words(onclick="randomiseTitleLanguage()")
span(lang="en-GB") Þe Satyrs’ Foreſt
span#translated-title(lang="nl-NL") ’t Satyrwoud
span#subtitle
.spacer
.primary
.bilingual
.translation
p.has-drop-cap
| Chære, weary traveller, and welcome to
i The Satyrs’ Forest
| !
a(href="about") I’m Xanthe
| , and i’m the steward of these ancient woods. Enjoy your stay, and try not to get lost out there…
.translation(lang="nl-NL")
p.has-drop-cap
| Chære, vermoeide reiziger, en welkom in
i ’t Satyrwoud
| !
a(href="biografie") Ik ben Xanthe
| , en ik ben de beheerder van deze oeroude bossen. Heb veel plezier, maar probeer niet te verdwalen…
a.whats-new(href="new")
span.wn-alert What’s new?
span.dates αʹ Anth. ψαʹ.αʹ / 18 Feb. 2026
small.centre.feedlink
a(href="new/feed.xml")
| Follow changes with
span.all-sc RSS
| /
span(lang="nl-NL")
| Veranderingen volgen met
span.all-sc RSS
h2
span(lang="en-GB") Things i’ve made
|
span(lang="nl-NL") Gemaakte dingen
ul.pages
+chip("garden", "<i>The Garden</i>", "An occasional blog", "2021–∞", ["en", "nl"])
+chip("latbs", "<i>Looking at the Big Sky</i>", "", "1980–2558")
+chip("phanes", "The Cult of Phanes")
+chip("christmas", "Our Christmas tradition", "", "2020")
+chip("maps", "The Cartothèque")
+chip("heraldry", "My coat of arms")
+chip("furry", "The Otter’s Holt", "Proud furry trash")
+chip("saqvk", "Są̂qʌk", "A constructed language")
+chip("equala", "EqualA", "The last basemap you’ll ever need")
+chip("rumpelstiltskin", "Rumpelstiltskin", "I can’t believe it’s not Wordle!")
+chip("matrix", "The Matrix of Power", "I can’t believe it’s not 2048!")
h2
span(lang="en-GB") Things i’ve loved
|
span(lang="nl-NL") Geliefde dingen
ul.pages
+chip("linkroll", "Linkroll", "Come one, come all, to Mx Tynehorne’s<br>cabinet of hypertext curiosities!")
+chip("music", "The Panpipes", "Or, my favourite music")
+chip("words", "The Compendium of Curious Words")
+chip("gallery", "The Hoornsche Galerij", "My favourite works of art")
+chip("films", "My favourite films")
+chip("quoth", "Quotes <i>&</i> assorted aphorisms")
+chip("codex", "Codex Satyrorum", "", "360–2014", ["en", "nl", "grc", "zh-Hant", "zh"])
+chip("crying", "Songs i’ve cried to")
+chip("discord", "Discord funny moments")
+chip("proust", "Proust’s Questionnaire")
+chip("videotape", "This’ll be on my videotape")
+chip("vinyl", "My music collection")
+chip("srb2", "<i>Sonic Robo Blast 2</i>: The Game: The Fan Page", "Guest-written by the ghost of my ten-year-old self")
+chip("bestof/2025", "The <i>Satyrs’ Forest</i> Horny Awards 2025", "The best things of the year that was")
h2
span(lang="en-GB") Other things
|
span(lang="nl-NL") Andere dingen
ul.pages
+chip("about", "About the author")
+chip("shrines", "The Grove of Shrines", "Euoi!")
+chip("misrule", "Lords of Misrule", "Our annual <span class='theonym'>Saturnalia</span> tradition")
+chip("belief", "What i believe")
+chip("write", "Dotpad 9000", "Just start writing.")
+chip("100", "The internet’s 100 favourite albums")
+chip("100/films", "…and its 100 favourite films")
+chip("continents", "There are two continents")
+chip("bandnames", "Good names for a band")
+chip("binturong", "Where can i go see a binturong?")
+chip("bucketlist", "Things to do before i die")
+chip("calendrical", "A calendrical table")
+chip("copypaste", "Copypastables")
+chip("dreams", "Dream log")
+chip("english", "A nicer ƿay of ƿriting Engliſh")
+chip("heximal", "Heximal")
+chip("imo", "In my opinion")
+chip("loanwords", "One loan word per language")
+chip("longs", "s → ſ")
+chip("ratings", "How i rate films\*", "*Plus music, games, books, <i>&c.</i>")
+chip("styleguide", "The Hoorn Manual of Style")
+chip("predictions", "My predictions for 2024", "On hiatus until 2029")
+chip("new", "What’s new")
+chip("comments", "About comments on this site", "Also a <i>de facto</i> guestbook, really")
+chip("uses", "What i use")
+chip("source", "Source code")
+chip("licence", "Public domain declaration", "No rights reserved.")
h2
span(lang="en-EN") Typeſetting
|
span(lang="nl-NL") Letterzetten
.bilingual
.translation(lang="en-GB")
p
| The following fonts are used on this site under the generous terms of the
a(href="https://scripts.sil.org/cms/scripts/page.php?item_id=OFL") Open Font Licence
| .
.translation(lang="nl-NL")
p
| De volgende lettertypes worden gebruikt onder de voorwaarden van de
a(href="https://scripts.sil.org/cms/scripts/page.php?item_id=OFL" lang="en-GB") Open Lettertypelicentie
| .
p
ul.font-recs
li: b Serif / #[span(lang="nl-NL") Geschreefd]
li: a(href="https://github.com/octaviopardo/EBGaramond12/") #[+sc("EB")] Garamond #[small Claude Garamond c/o Georg Duffner &al.]
li: a(href="https://www.behance.net/gallery/28579883/Cormorant-an-open-source-display-font-family") Cormorant #[small Christian Thalmann]
li: a(href="https://indestructibletype.com/Cooper/index.html/") Cooper* #[small Oswald Cooper c/o Owen Earl]
li: a(href="https://github.com/psb1558/Junicode-font/") Junicode #[small Peter S. Baker]
li: a(href="https://github.com/adobe-fonts/source-serif/") Source Serif #[small Frank Grießhammer]
li: b Sans-serif / #[span(lang="nl-NL") Schreefloos]
li: a(href="https://www.huertatipografica.com/en/fonts/alegreya-sans-ht/") Alegreya Sans #[small Juan Pablo del Peral]
li: a(href="https://github.com/alerque/libertinus/") Libertinus Sans #[small Philipp H. Poll]
li: a(href="https://www.google.com/get/noto/") Noto Sans #[small Steve Matteson &al.]
li: a(href="https://github.com/adobe-fonts/source-sans-pro/") Source Sans #[small Paul D. Hunt]
li: b Display / #[span(lang="nl-NL") Decoratief]
li: a(href="https://github.com/psb1558/BeowulfOT-font/") Beowulf #[small Peter S. Baker]
li: a(href="https://github.com/psb1558/Eadui-Font/") Eadui #[small Peter S. Baker]
li: a(href="https://github.com/froyotam/ferrite-core/") Ferrite Core #[+sc("DX")] #[small Froyo Tam]
li: a(href="https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Michroma/") Michroma #[small Alessandro Butti &al. c/o Vernon Adams]
li: a(href="http://unifraktur.sourceforge.net/cook.html") Unifraktur Cook #[small J. “Mach” Wust]
li: b Monospace / #[span(lang="nl-NL") Monospace]
li: a(href="https://indestructibletype.com/Drafting/") Drafting Mono #[small Owen Earl]
li: a(href="https://www.ibm.com/plex/") #[+sc('IBM')] Plex #[small Mike Abbink]
li: b International / #[span(lang="nl-NL") Internationaal]
li: a(href="https://www.amirifont.org/") Amiri #[small Khaled Hosny]
li: a(href="https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Sahitya/") Sahitya #[small Juan Pablo del Peral]
h2
span(lang="en-GB") Copyright, &c.
|
span(lang="nl-NL") Auteursrecht, enz.
.bilingual
.translation(lang="en-GB")
p
| This site is proudly in the
a(href="/licence") public domain
| (
span.all-sc CC0
| , to be specific). That means you can do whatever you want with it — copy it, remix it, translate it, train a computer on it, anything your heart desires.
p
| If you want to translate a page on this site into your language, go ahead and
a(href="about/#contact-the-webmixter") email it to me
| so i can add it to the site! (Don’t forget the alt text on the images.)
p The book spine on the side of this page is based on an #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Binding_by_Zaehnsdorf,_1896.jpg") 1896 binding] by one Joseph Zaehns­dorf. The background image changes with the time and the seasons, but depending on when you’re browsing, you may be looking at a #[a(href="https://artvee.com/dl/the-edge-of-the-woods/") 1912 painting] by Charles Courtney Curran, an #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:%D0%98%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD_%D0%98._%D0%A8%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%BD_-_%D0%A2%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BE.jpg") 1876 painting] by Ivan Shiskin, an #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Caspar_David_Friedrich_-_Waldinneres_bei_Mondschein.jpg") 1820s painting] by Caspar David Friedrich, a #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hugo_Darnaut_Motiv_aus_Lundenburg.jpg") pre-1937 painting] by Hugo Darnaut, a #[a(href="https://www.mutualart.com/Artwork/Oil-Painting-On-Canvas/607A46B8BE32B8BABA4C50CFFD53D9DD") pre-1944 painting] by Hudson Mindell Kitchell, a #[a(href="https://artvee.com/dl/verschneiter-waldweg/") 1928 painting] by Stanisław Żukowski, or a #[a(href="https://www.shannons.com/auction-lot/john-fabian-carlson-american-1874-1945-winter-for_d234b68839") pre-1945 painting] by John Fabian Carlson.
.translation(lang="nl-NL")
p
| Deze site staat met trots in het
a(href="/licentie") publieke domein
| (dankzij de
span.all-sc CCO
| -verklaring). Je mag dus absoluut álles met ’m doen: kopiëren, remixen, vertalen, een computer trainen — de wereld ligt aan je voeten!
p
| Wil je een van deze pagina’s vertalen in je eigen taal?
a(href="/about/#contact-the-webmixter") Stuur me dan een e-mail
| zodat ik het hieraan kan toevoegen. (Vergeet niet de alt-tekst bij afbeeldingen.)
p De zijkant van deze pagina is gebaseerd op #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Binding_by_Zaehnsdorf,_1896.jpg") een boekband uit 1896] door ene Joseph Zaehns­dorf. Haar achter­grond­afbeelding verandert met de tijd en de seizoenen, maar afhankelijk van wanneer je dit leest zie je mogelijk een #[a(href="https://artvee.com/dl/the-edge-of-the-woods/") schilderij uit 1912] door Charles Courtney Curran, #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:%D0%98%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD_%D0%98._%D0%A8%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%BD_-_%D0%A2%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BE.jpg") een uit 1876] door Ivan Sjiskin, #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Caspar_David_Friedrich_-_Waldinneres_bei_Mondschein.jpg") een uit de jaren 1820] door Caspar David Friedrich, #[a(href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hugo_Darnaut_Motiv_aus_Lundenburg.jpg") een van vóór 1937] door Hugo Darnaut, #[a(href="https://www.mutualart.com/Artwork/Oil-Painting-On-Canvas/607A46B8BE32B8BABA4C50CFFD53D9DD") een van vóór 1944] door Hudson Mindell Kitchell, #[a(href="https://artvee.com/dl/verschneiter-waldweg/") een uit 1928] door Stanisław Żukowski, of #[a(href="https://www.shannons.com/auction-lot/john-fabian-carlson-american-1874-1945-winter-for_d234b68839") een van vóór 1945] door John Fabian Carlson.
h2
span(lang="en-GB") Afterword
|
span(lang="nl-NL") Nawoord
.bilingual
.translation(lang="en-GB")
p Oh! You’re still reading? Well then, here’s an old-style 88×31 button for your troubles. You can put it on your site to link to me, if you want!
img(alt="A button for my site" src="/index/sitebutton_en.png")
.translation(lang="nl-NL")
p Oh! Lees je nog? Dan heb ik hier een old-school 88×31 knopje voor je moeite. Je kan het op je eigen site zetten om naar mij te linken, als je wil!
img(alt="Een knopje voor mijn site" src="/index/sitebutton_nl.png")
p.centre.established
+sc("Established")
| on the 14
sup th
| day of August, 2017
span.all-sc CE
br
| and the 6
sup th
| day waning of Metageitnion,
abbr(title="699th Olympiad, 1st year") Ol. χϟθʹ.αʹ
p.centre.established(lang="nl-NL")
+sc("Opgericht")
| 14 augustus, 2017
abbr(title="onze jaartelling") o.j.
br
| en de 6
sup e
| dag krimpend van metageitnion,
abbr(title="699e olympiad, 1e jaar") ol. χϟθʹ.αʹ