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title: "Fred Fuckstone — Anonymous"
description: "Hey, The Guy From Boston baby, and today I’m serious."
pageCreated: "2021-12-19"
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h1 Fred Fuckstone
span.credit Sent in by an anonymous reader
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| *
em infernal screaming
| *
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| Hey, The Guy From Boston baby, and today I’m serious.
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| I’m fuckin’, ten times worse than AIDS,
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| I got an email from SOME fucking ASSHOLE right here over at www.titsassesanddicks.com.
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| And here’s the thing,
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| nuclear fucking war,
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| imminent,
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| no question about it.
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| What you guys gotta do is
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| stop eatin’ ya shit,
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| stop getting yer asshole eaten out of
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| fucking everything.
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| LISTEN YOU SKINNY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!
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| I JERK OFF TWO WRINKLY lookin’,
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| fuckin’
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| balls.
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| I SUCK,
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| LARGE ELEPHANT DICKS!
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| I take eighty seven fuckin’
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| SHITS
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| in *
em four
| * minutes.
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| YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS!
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| YOU COCKSUCKERS!
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| So, that brings me back to
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| YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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| You’re all fuckin’ stupid,
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| you’re all fuckin’,
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| suckin’ cock.
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| Worst of all, you’re ugly.
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| And ya’ don’t fuckin’ think I got a set of
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| TITTIES & BEER!
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| Fuck, fuck, fiddily motherfucker fuck,
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| *
em inaudible gibbering, choking, nuclear explosion
| *