ιϛ ☽ Hecatombæon ψ.β♃ 14 vii 2022
Me and my family went on holiday to Malawi, and I caught a horrid, brain-fog-inducing disease from playing at the beach. (Malawi is a landlocked country. Don’t think about it too much.) Thankfully, it cleared up within the day, and we later went and bought some souvenirs from a suspiciously Geordie-sounding man.
A gargantuan fleet of alien space robots were turning the Earth into liverwurst, and spreading a virus through language itself. Despite the valiant efforts of some, there was nothing that could be done to stop them.