The GardenDespatches from The Satyrs’ Forest

I think Morbius might legitimately be the worst film i’ve ever seen on the big screen. The basic idea has potential, and for the first 15 minutes or so, i was cautiously optimistic — but then it all gets smothered by a mountain of pure gobshite and some of the worst dialogue ever put to screen.i

3 comments

  1. novov says…

    smh why don't you appreciate the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation?

  2. Xanthe says…
    2w8373gz

    I was going to write a big long post taking you all through the motions of the film in all its horrid glory, but the film refuses to be coherent, so why should i?

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