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I think Morbius might legitimately be the worst film i’ve ever seen on the big screen. The basic idea has potential, and for the first 15 minutes or so, i was cautiously optimistic — but then it all gets smothered by a mountain of pure gobshite and some of the worst dialogue ever put to screen.i


  1. novov says…

    smh why don't you appreciate the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation?

  2. Xanthe says…

    I was going to write a big long post taking you all through the motions of the film in all its horrid glory, but the film refuses to be coherent, so why should i?

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